Ten Things I do Every Day:
1 Curse loudly at alarm.
2 Offer a sacrifice to my "Rock" altar.
3 Run two laps before my coffee (around my counter island).
4 Circle the parking lot until I find my bosses car. Park at diagonal to block slacker in.
5 Slap out of order sign on coffee vending machine. Sell home brew for 2 bucks a pop.
6 Phone home. Request whatever is not in fridge for dinner.
7 Moisturize hands with lotion. Rub greasy paws on Captains window in an pressed ham shape.
8 Bring home picture of inmate. Tell kids inmate is new dad.
9 Complain about smaller size ice cream containers. Eat twice as much.
10 Hold deep meaningful conversations with feral cays while distributing kibble. Answer self in Sylvester voice.
11 Bongo a chorus of "Tusk" on hubby's belly.
12 Practice counting.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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What the heck is up with ice cream containers? Same price, and 25% less product. It's a plot.
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